Friday, February 11, 2011

When the shit hits the fan...

guys... what... the... fuck...

im not dead... but im PISSED AS FUCK.

here is a little explanation.

SO! Apparently, i was in the labyrinth. or something similar. but... whatever... i guess some time ago i was taken by the proxies. have no clue when or where. but they took me. and ive been hallucinating a good many things.

and i have no clue what those things are.

but they let me have my laptop, which, as you know, i have been using to write these blogs. as well as read your blogs.

its a stretch to believe it.. i know... im having trouble myself as i reread this stuff...

but please understand i am telling the truth...

anyway

i am going to retrace my steps.

figure out whats real and whats not.

im so sorry guys......

i love you guys...

11 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHA, FUCK YES YOU'RE ALIVE!

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  2. think i am at least. could be a ghost... but i doubt that...

    anyway, yes, alive.

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  3. Eh, who cares if you're a ghost or a zombie or a living golem?

    You're kind of sane and still kicking.

    That's what matters.

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  4. If you're still typing, then you're not dead. Just in severe delusion and experiencing hallucinations. Odds are good that you've been wandering around some back alleys for a while. This is a regular trick. Keep calm. Remain still. Try to figure out what's real and what's not. Start with Math and counting seconds. Also watch out, they could chase you out into a busy street and get you hit by a car that you never even see.

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  5. @ Kaiju, indeed. truer words were never spoken.

    @Rob, i realize that dude. after... that, i think i can pretty much differentiate between dead and not dead. and i really like how you are just echoing what im saying.

    enough with the sarcasm. dude, i can handle it. im smart enough to understand the basics, and to see the more complex stuff in simpler forms. you dont have to tell me what to do man. youve got your own shit to worry about.

    lemme take care of me and mine.

    unless of course you have some massive revelation.. then please feel free to share. or if you want to slap me out of some haze i might be in later. (you never know)

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  6. FUCK

    ING

    A.

    YOU CAN MAKE THIS, DUDE, BE CAREFUL, AND DON'T DIE, CAUSE AVA WILL NOT STOP UNTIL SHE CAN BRING YOU BACK AND KILL YOU HERSELF IF YOU DIE.

    *ahem*

    I should take off caps lock.

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  7. lol, inky, your enthusiasm to see me alive warms me up on the inside.

    like seriously, big ass smile on my face.

    also:

    CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL MAN!

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  8. Labryinth eh?

    hmmmmm I've seen these pop up in other blogs, with mixed results.

    let's see what I can remember

    Zeke - spent a while, had singular purpose, saw the thing, got out

    Nessa - spent a very long time, hallucinated something awful, got out

    Fizzbomb - spent even longer, ran out of choices, died (RIP btw)


    Walk with purpose.

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  9. Good to have you back. To steal your line: Stay Sane, Stay Alive.

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  10. FUCK. GOOD. DAMN SO MUCH EMOTION IN ME RIGHT NOW SO I CAN'T GIVE YOU THE AMAZING YES YOU DESERVE BUT JUST KNOW, FUCK YES.

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  11. @remmy; have your mixed results ever seen anything along the lines of "died in the labyrinth, but this caused them to get out"?

    @shelby; thanks i guess. its both good and bad to see a new face around here.

    @ava; *sigh* dont worry, ill let you try again some other time.

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